I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website
You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps
(via pizza)
- *Wakes up in the middle of the night*
- Me: Please don't be 6am
- *1;48am*
- Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
- *Shoves face back into pillow*
(Source: realitytvgifs, via pizza)
theres a Meme Page in the yearbook
our entire yearbook is meme themed how do you think i feel
(via deerpong)
why am i not a disney princess
because ur a 15 year old boy
(via zackisontumblr)
if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar
(Source: mensrightsactivist, via swagchat)
(via deerpong)
meeting s3rl again :3
(Source: sausagesfordinner, via aduhm)
This is the best usage of that gif I have ever seen.
(Source: kirp, via swallowbitchpeoplearestarving)



